Nik Naks over Table Bay. The first morning we were rushed out of bed and onto our bus by the every-punctual guide Simpiwe. He took his life and those of our fellow passengers in his hands by leaving us no time for breakie or coffee. Pants saved everyone by getting tea, coffee, Nik Naks and Kit Kats at the Table Mountain snack. Nik Naks are similar to Cheetos. Hell, there's a Frito Lay/Simba Chip factory in Joburg. They probably are Cheetos. Except for the Super Fly black rasta-looking figure.